- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Moo! I'm a goat!

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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