- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Nice belt.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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