How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Nice belt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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