- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What color is red paint? Red

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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