- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do gay people eat?? food

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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