- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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