- Anti Joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

You suck big fat slobber

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.