- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Morning wood.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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