KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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your social life.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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