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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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