- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Has u seen my grammar?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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