how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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bryden is a faggot

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Vagina.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Obamacare

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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