- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Im taking a shit right now.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Derp

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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The government

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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