- Anti Joke

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

69 What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.