- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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