children burning

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Anti Joke

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