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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Do you speak alien? Hola.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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