- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Youre mom is so dead...

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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