- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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