What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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