Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Health food.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Sex education in Texas,

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