Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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