I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

im not food

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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