- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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