Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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