A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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2 Penises

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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this site is an antijoke

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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