While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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