- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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