- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

2 Penises

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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