I dont have a girlfriend

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Catholicism.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Chinese men having large penis.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Anti Joke

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