- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

black people are white when i use night gogles

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

the holocaust

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

A: Do you like it B: No

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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