- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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