Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How high is a Chinaman

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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