- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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