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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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