- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Chuck Norris.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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