why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Homonyms should be band.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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