Sometimes i'm hungry.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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