Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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My name is Jeff

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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PEANIS!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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