- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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