George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Your mums a potato

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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A black man has a job.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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