Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

guess what chicken butt

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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