Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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