- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

James Patrick Campbell

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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