What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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