Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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I can count to potato.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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