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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

This statement is false.

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued