How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

FIONN'S LIFE

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A dog was barking at a tree

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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