- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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