Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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