what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Get off my porch.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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