2 + 2 = 4

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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The WNBA.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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My parents died!

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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