Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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