Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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