- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Obama

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Obamacare

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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