- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

my wife came out of the kitchen....

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

I drive a 'rarri

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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