This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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