What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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