What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Get off my porch.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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