There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Women's Rights Movement

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What can hitler cook well Steak

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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