Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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