Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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