What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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politically correct!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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