- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

I have suicidal thoughts

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

My parents died!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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