- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A French man gets into a fight

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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