A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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