- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

One below was by me: Walter H

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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