What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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