- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

My parents died!

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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