Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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everybody loves raymond

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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