why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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eden stop

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Anti Joke

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