An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Facebook How i met my mother

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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eden stop

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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