Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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politically correct!

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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