Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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The WNBA

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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