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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I am very humble.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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