- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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