- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

I'm Batman.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

non poop

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Hey, Max!!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

whats chinese noodles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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