- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

I can count to potato.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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