- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

no

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man? Black

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Poop!!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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