- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What did the fish say after he

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

racism...deal with it!

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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