- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I'm HIV positive.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

GONNA

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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