What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Hi

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