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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

I can count to potato.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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