What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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