- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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