Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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