- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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