Do u take sugar?

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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