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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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