- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

I killed someone on minecraft.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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