- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

White men's rights

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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