What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

I killed someone on minecraft.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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